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From mom: "Just stay what happened. I walk in there and her pillows on the floor. Her blankets are on the floor, all of her friends from her bed around the floor and then she's standing there and her pull up. But I asked her what happened and she told me that she wanted to look at the sprinkles on her bed sheet and it didn't explain why her clothes are off. She's standing there in a pull up."

Sunday morning cuddles in bed with family you narced on your old day care teacher for letting you watch cocomelon. (its a terrible children's show that we didn't let you watch)  You spent a good ten minutes being rude to ender. Getring quite upset that his tail was wagging. Telling him to stop it and don't do that anymore.  I kept stealing your bluey water bottle. Ender and I smelled it. You got very mad.  Procecced to pout. You love to pout currently. 

Recently you told your mother on the ride to school that you didnt want any more dumb people coming to your house.  We are still trying to figure out which of our friends you think are dumb. 

So it's the 4th day of you having a virus.  Your mom does not handle you being sick very well at all. You stayed at your grandmother's house today and your mom wanted to strangle her as per usual. You looked so sad when I picked you up. You were mainly tired and ended up going to be early only eating a few bites of your dinner.  Your mom spent the past few nights sleeping on the floor in your room to attend to your every cry.  She really loves you, more than anything honestly. So she went to bed early too. I'm on the night duty this go. At 11pm you woke up and wanted food. I fed you a slice of cheese in bed and then made you a pancake. We sat on the couch while I fed you and we watched the movie Kiki's delivery service. I hate when youre sick.

      So this evening Madi decided to get mad when i sang songs to her making fun of how she was going to get out of bed often. I freestyled lyrics to the tune of itty bitty spider. She got pissed.  After breaking free of my clutches, she informed momma that "daddy is too warm" Krissy died laughing at this. 

My silly child, today we experienced more of the lash drama that is your life. Throwing yourself on the floor when you don't get your way, demanding the opposite parent always hold you and refusing to eat or sleep without bribery. Fantastic stuff Mind you.  We went to the cider mill in the morning which was a longer than expected trip. Got you your "do do's" however. We were all getting over a cold that you graciously brought home from day care. Thanks for that my love.  You wore a cute bills outfit and watched Josh Allen come back at the half from 3 and 20. Go Bills.  You are a little schemer at this point. Trying every excuse to not go to bed.  You take after your dad.  Love you Mads 

So 10 days ago I bought a rowing machine. Five  days ago I started using it. The first 4 days was just building up the rythmn and the muscle memory. Today was an actual workout. I made it three quarters of a mile in 13 minutes. Could feel my pluse in my neck. Hard. Which is the entire reason I have purchased a rowing machine. Actual sweat today. Felt great. Ungodly stank radiating from my armpits but has to be expected. I haven't actually worked out in years besides, I'm the one that does the painting in the house. So when the stench strips the paint it's only myself to blame and myself to fix.  I intend to row every single day at least until the Viking bus and then if I accomplish that goal will extend it to the end of the year. I already do my duolingo everyday and I've already crested over 200 days of continuously trying to learn German. Granted my German his mediocre at best and I certainly can't conversate but if abandoned at a restaurant I wouldn't starve....